how’s my jorts (@AbsoluteTicketyBoo)'s conversations

Mar 01, 2017 01:01AM

Why is Wattpad being such an ass right now-
          	
          	jfc man I just wanna eat KFC happily and read fanfics

Feb 07, 2020

Hi Leo, I am an Italian Pan Who loves good omens too. So nice to meet you :)

Hey! I wasn’t expecting someone to comment on my account pfft— What brings you to my dead Wattpad account?

Feb 08, 2020 • Reply

Jun 05, 2018

hEy

@hello_hiacinth HELL YEAH LETS FRICKIN GO

Jun 05, 2018 • Reply

HELL YEAH DUDE

Jun 05, 2018 • Reply

@hello_hiacinth WANNA GO OUT TO BURGER KING AND CONSUME BURGERS

Jun 05, 2018 • Reply

Apr 15, 2017

@TinPumpkin DID YOU TYPE THIS ALL OUT-

Apr 10, 2017

@TinPumpkin WTF WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT YOUR BACKGROUND

Apr 10, 2017

@TinPumpkin  is ur dad a baker cuz u have a nice set of buns

Apr 10, 2017

@TinPumpkin did u fart cuz u blew me away

Apr 01, 2017

@TinPumpkin I'll probably get arrested tho

Apr 01, 2017

@TinPumpkin I'll probably do it one day tho

Apr 01, 2017

@TinPumpkin yeah sure they died I secretly murdered them and hid the body in a hotel

Apr 01, 2017

@TinPumpkin They got their own account and decided they hated me so oooh well