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brb have to go make sure the neighbor's biological felines don't starve to death while their caretakers are abandoned in exile. /lh /g
Absolute_Weapon_01
brb have to go make sure the neighbor's biological felines don't starve to death while their caretakers are abandoned in exile. /lh /g
hellkitty22
Hi uzi!!!!
(I'm trying not to use all caps because i dont wanna give u a headache but im super happy to see you!!!!!!!!!!)
Absolute_Weapon_01
@hellkitty22 and no it didn't hurt it's literally text on a screen u absolute dork. /ts /lh
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Absolute_Weapon_01
@hellkitty22 IT’S AN EXPRESSION N!!! A METAPHOR!!! YOU CAN’T JUST ACCEPTS THE OFFER AND THEN ASK IF IT HURT!!! /lh /neg /cloud
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NerdGuy00
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Absolute_Weapon_01
So I actually put my chaotic genius into words and just dropped a new book called [ PROJECT: EXTERMINATION ].
It's a completely gritty, pitch-black Murder Drones AU because the original canon didn't have enough cyberpunk corporate corporate-empire-destroying vibes for my taste.
Go read it right now. Or don't, whatever, see if I care. (But seriously, go check it out or bite me.) /gen
Absolute_Weapon_01
Fine, I’m using tone tags now so you idiots stop misinterpreting my completely obvious dark genius. Don't make a big deal out of it.
Absolute_Weapon_01
Okay, look. In case any of you were obsessing over my status (which you totally weren't, whatever), I'm fine. Better than fine. Whatever.
Anyway, I finally dumped some of my raw, unfiltered genius into a project. I published my first poem and concept drawing in my new book, NEON & NOIR. It's basically a gritty, industrial art and poetry compilation themed around Murder Drones.
Go look at it. Or don't. I don't care. (But seriously, check it out or bite me.)
;-)
Absolute_Weapon_01
@Slytherin30-jax FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S CREEPY. Second of all, if you did know me IRL, you’d be too intimidated by my dark, brooding aura to even look at me, let alone stalk me! Also, stop making it weird! Just read the poetry and suffer through the existential dread like a normal person!/silly
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CheesyPizzaGirl123
Hi, you seem cool, so here's a follow!
Absolute_Weapon_01
@CheesyPizzaGirl123 Uh. Bite me? I mean, thanks, I guess. Just don't expect me to start posting soft, mainstream garbage. My page is for emo poetry and plotting the downfall of corrupt corporate empires. But... welcome to the rebellion! ;)
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Absolute_Weapon_01
Alright, I’m getting bored and the thought of high school coming up is melting my brain. Does anyone on here actually have taste and want to do a Murder Drones RP?
Obviously, I am Uzi. If you try to claim her, you’re getting blocked and reported for identity theft.
If you want in on this tactical operation, there are mandatory server requirements. Don't be lazy:
Change your PFP to your character. (No basic anime avatars, make it look right).
Change your display name so I know who I'm talking to.
Change your bio (Optional, but if you actually put effort into it, you get bonus points).
Who’s actually cool enough to join? Step up or bite me.
Absolute_Weapon_01
@hellkitty22 I posted messages to your feed... check them out or whatever...
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