if you found this account i either sent it to you or you're extensively researching my past internet presence. if the latter's the case, and you're not a government employee (because there's no point in reasoning with a fed) then email me and let's work this out among ourselves. i can probably pay you off, and it would be good to know who's trying to fuck up my life. anyways, i write here occasionally, hope you enjoy. but, honestly, fuck off; the less people that read this shit the better.