Well actually I read another story and it had lots of toots and hoots and boots and roots and honks and beeps and I found it abosolutely brilliant, so I wanted to do my own. Also, from the food we eat, we only receive 10% of the energy, the rest is passed out. So technically poop is a very powerful thing that surpasses us.
My advice? NEVER. Underestimate. Your poop.
Stay cool, ninja
*throws a poop bomb and disappears*