If I'm not reading, I'm sleeping, eating or playing games, though my computer is a dinosaur so there's not much chance of that! 

Eeyore is the cutest thing alive. Period. But I understand the Tigger popularity. We're on good terms so we can live in peace. 

I am a hypocrite but please understand that even though I tell you not to do it but do it myself, I hope you don't follow my example because I know the consequences.

I say 'chicken wings' a lot for some reason beyond me.