Dashing through the snow,
In a pair of broken skis,
Over the hills we go.
Crashing into trees
I think I'm almost dead,
The snow is turning red,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head,
Oh jingle bells
Reindeer smell,
Running into trees,
I'm so done,
This isn't fun,
There goes my LSD.
Merry Christmas