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Hey dear reader!
          
          Ever been told you can “do anything” as long as you’re home by 8? Or that you should “smash the glass ceiling”… but only after cooking dinner?
          
          Well, I wrote a book about exactly that—The Feminism Fiasco—where society’s rules for women are dissected with sarcasm sharp enough to cut through hypocrisy. Think reality, but with a side of laughter, eye-rolls, and maybe a little “finally, someone said it!”
          
          If you enjoy witty truths, unfiltered observations, and laughing at the absurdities we all silently tolerate—this might be your kind of read. 
          
          Check it out here: 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/400273242?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=_Unlady_like_
          
          P.S. Side effects include snorting tea out of your nose while realizing society is… still ridiculous.

Hello, just wanna say this wattpad account is no longer going to be used to write. I'm still writing, on Ao3 now :) (If you somehow find me don't be afraid to say hi) I just use this account to read now, like I did before.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACCIO! I HOPE YOU HAVE A DAY AS AMAZING AS YOU ARE!!!

Misfortune has struck me like a truck called writers block. But not really. I just hurt my hand, a bit. I was even going to work on my story :(

BRILLIANT NEWS! I'M STARTING TO PICK UP OLD INTERNETS AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? HERMITCRAFT IS RETURNING TO THIS ACC!!! (Even though I have published to little to nothings about it :D)

Update!: Unpublished everything except one thing which is basically a troll. I can promise you 100℅ my version of Blindfolded will come back. (Only the ogs remember the paragraphless mess it was before) Anyhow new story coming soon!!! Well not really new it's just going to have a different name and be rewritten completely. I absolutely hated how I wrote it and yeah :p. Also can't wait to lose my mind about the book cover. 
          
          Also I'm on break now! Hooray! No school! I get to chill out for a week! Anyways have a good day y'all.

Sooo I've been incredibly inactive but I have been working on some side projects here and there. Honestly I just keep forgetting I have a account here. I feel like a complete stranger in my own account lol. 
          
          So why I'm making this huge announcement? I just want to let you guys know what I'm going to do with this acc and what I'm going to do next with my writing 
          
          So I'm planning to unpublish most of my stories, the reasons either; I don't have the motivation or same passion as I used to, I feel like I could've done better or I just genuinely don't like it anymore. It'll bee the same as putting them on hiatus, they may come back but that's kinda a low chance. 
          
          I'm also don't want to do anymore collabs right now for various reasons. (The Blindfolded collab was amazing no regrets and this isn't targeted at it I promise)
          
          I have various reasons on why I'm not doing collabs for the time being, but I have one that I don't mind sharing. It's too hard to set up a schedule. That's something I want to avoid, because I suck with schedules and my  irl schedule is also a mess. 
          
          I feel like one of the reasons I used to be so active here is because I really loved interacting with people here and making friends. (Love you guys) Something I really struggl with irl. I made this acc when I didn't have much friends even then. I just made it to read. I didn't expect to make friends and start writing. I'd like to thank you guys for helping me find something I enjoy doing. 
          
          Other than that nothing in the mind to write about. Might write another update who knows. I forget easily. There were some ups and downs but I enjoyed being here. Sorry for wasting your time and thanks for taking the time to read this. Have a good day y'all. 
          
          -Accio

My account's second anniversary. Can't wait to make more memories with you guys in the future

I'm going to edit my version of Blindfolded

I promise I have been writing guys! ANDDD I HAVE TIME FOR THE COLLAB TODAY! So if you guys have time we can work on the story