maia|sixteen|procrastinator

Approximately 70% pale skin, 30% lame jokes, 100% lanky piece of trash.

talents include:
- top of english
- fluidez en español
- sense of humour 
- can give advice 
- always has gum
- is awkward AF so when we're near each other you will always look good
- can make a mean guacamole 
- will always block the sun with towering height
- lucid dreamer

likes:
- harry potter
-puns
-the beach
-cups of tea (has been scientifically confirmed that i am in fact an elderly woman trapped in a fleshy cage resembling a 16 year old)
- trying really hard to be a cool, edgy hipster with a minimalist room
- using 'af' as often as possible 
- can type a 7,000 word biology paper in one night (is very experienced) 
- taking photos of basically everything
-tame impala

dislikes:
- conflict
- public speaking
- that's all tbh