🎶 If you weren't born with it,
You can buy a couple of ornaments,
 Just be sure to read the warning kids,
 Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it, ha-ha
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual,
You can always call up a professional,
They stick pins in you,
Like a vegetable ha-ha
Kids forever, kids forever,
Baby soft skin turns into leather,
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic,
No one will love you if your unattractive
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
Is it true that pain is beauty,
Does a new face come with a warranty,
Will a pretty face make it better
Oh, Mr. Potato Head tell me,
How did you afford this surgery,
Do you swear you'll stay forever,
Even if her face don't stay together,
Even if her face don't stay together
If you want a little more confidence,
Potatoes turn into French Fries,
Yah, it's common sense,
All you need are a couple more condiments,
And a hundred thousand dollars,
For some compliments, ha-ha
It's such a waste,
When little girls grow into their mothers face,
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste,
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate,
Ha-ha
Kids forever, kids forever,
Baby soft skin turns into leather,
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic,
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
Is it true that pain is beauty,
Does a new face come with a warranty,
Will a pretty face make it better,
Oh, Mr. Potato Head tell me,
How could you afford this surgery,
Do you swear you'll stay forever,
Even if her face don't stay together,
Stay forever, stay forever,
Even if her face don't stay together,
~Melanie Martinez: Mrs. Potato Head