@promeata You've got me. It's about time I throw my hands up in defeat, bested once again by you scoundrels on the internet. What is so wrong with a 56 year old wanting to appear younger than she really is?
In all seriousness, though, I really am fourteen. I'm glad you think my writing's mature, though; it's what I try to aim for whenever I post my stories. It's appreciated. :-) Continue to humor me for as long as you feel comfortable.