Hey!
Hey you!
Yeah you!
If you're offering me anything related to ideas to my stories, coms, or the such, get out of my profile!
I know they're scams. Guess what, I'M POOR FUCKERS!
I have ZERO dollars!
¡CERO DÓLARES!
ZÉRO DOLLARS!
ゼロドル!
How many languages must I put this in to get you to understand?
I have zero money and can barely pay rent.
Kindly leave me alone. To those of you who are real people, thank you for reading my stories. I highly encourage you to write comments and chat and such, but if you are coming to ask me for money, guess what?
I need money TOO.
Thank you for reading my TedTalk.