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AYYYEEEEE! IM YOUR 699TH FOLLOWER! AND JUST REMEMBER....
I used to go to church almost every Sunday. You made me this way, Jesus. You made me the fat, gay, piece of shit I am today who is writing this at 4 in the morning while internally sobbing because they missed 4:20.
I have one question for you, though.
You really fucked up when you made me, huh?