the real Crypto

girls are so pretty 
          but i just haaave to be attracted to men 

im just vibin on the bus, going home
          and these kids in front of me keep talking about memes and fortnite<\3
          
          please save me

i want Octane with the new skin to pin me.against a wall and make out with me
          im lonely 

uhm- guess who just saw a chunk of human flesh ;-;

am i gonna main horizon?
          maybe, maybe not

@CoffeePoweredWriter just dm me the damn link

@CoffeePoweredWriter chile i thought we were talking about the one that came out today...

@CoffeePoweredWriter YES I SAW ITTTT AND I FEEL SOOO BADDDD
          LIKE HER SON THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD, EVEN WAITED FOR HER AND DIED THINKING HE'D JOIN HIS MOTHER, AND SHE KNEW SHE CANT BE WITH HIM

@CoffeePoweredWriter i waited until everyone left the school, while hiding in it, i grabbed the keys a lot of oil, poured the oil EVERYWHERE and lighted it up ❤

@CoffeePoweredWriter well i burned down my school so i dont really need to sue anyone