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holy shit what up

GEORGE WASHINGTON X READER IS A NO. HELL NO.

Bork bork

watch megamind. its not a plea. Its an order.

I was looking forward to chunky applesauce but I guess we get smooth applesauce this year at a pancake supper I annually work at.

was not on very much for the past few weeks because my kitten died. She had bacterial pneumonia and there was nothing we could do to prevent it. we spent hours holding her over a boiling pot so she could breathe. She passed away in my arms and I was having a horrible time coping for a long time. I'm feeling somewhat better now. She died on 16th of september. Thanks Levi for staying with us for the last weeks of your young life. It was always hard for you but I hope we accommodated the last of your days with comfort and pleasure, and that you find luck wherever you may be. Thanks for being my best pal.

buns ketchup pickles cheese put that patty in between its burger woop woop its burger

Did I just spend 40 hours in the past 4 days 3D modeling houses?!?!! YES. YES I DID.

I just met a dude who randomly said he was deathly afraid of turning into an onion ring as a kid