I live in Sweden. Which is an awful long country. Ironicly I'm also quite tall. 190 cm. Which is about 6 feet and 3 inches. I hope that was funny. If it wasn't, then stay. If it was, laugh? Anyway. I have a long distance relationship with my girlfriend. She is 30 cm shorter then me. (1 feet for my Amercian friends.) I force her to have high heels as that's the only way I can avoid breaking my neck, and she's is nice in them. Anyway, she kind of forced me to enter wattpad because she was crying about her 3000 words that she lost, what ever that's supposed to mean. Anyway. I am bored of hitting tree branches so I guess I will stay in my bed and write some stuff... Or something. Anyway. Welcome. Or something? I hope you enjoy bad jokes. Like this one, what's brown and sticky?







A stick.

Did you laugh? Good, I'm not the only one.