Wow, so uh, hi there folks. I'm just some random person who just so HAPPENS to find joy in writing RANDOM stories I happen to come up with. So, if you like weird, stupid shit, or just happen to stumble upon one of my stories that you seem to like, by all means, hop in your seat, grab a blanket, mentally prepare yourself for utter bullshit, because you're in for a ride.

... That's all, really. Might change this later.