Moon

so you know that crunch sound you get when you bite plastic? Well this morning I just happened to be eating my favorite cereal; cheerio's when I felt something crunch in my mouth. Thought I just bit my spoon but then I tasted blood. For some fucking reason I swallowed it and then I spit out the rest. Guess what came out... TWO MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER LEGS! Guess June is my unlucky month 

So today my friend texted her ex boyfriend this:
          
          Lily: Hi. I got a test today
          
          Her Ex: and?
          
          Lily: Got any cheating tips?      
          
          That gonna be one big ass burn. Literally copied that meme, love it tho

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Hey sugar plum!!! Thanks so much for commenting on my fic No Harm List! Your support means so much!! I hope you've enjoyed the story so far!!! xoxoxo

I'm sorry I but I just had to say this...
          So today my friend face timed me and suddenly she asked me what Obama's last name was, I thought she was just trying to get me to laugh but she said she was serious... I can't stop laughing 
          Hope this makes you a tiny bit happier,
          A.1.O.W.

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