Alice

hiiii can you please check out my fanfic,'broken'? its on my profile. do vote if you check it out. ilysm and I've just started reading your story-a collection of roses. thanks!

*crawls by and makes a path of gummy bears*

Thanks for following, followed back. I love your profile picture btw <3 
          Message or PM me anytime. <3 

Hey guys!
          
          Yes... If you've seen my status, I haven't gone on Wattpad or used my laptop at ALL for the past two weeks. Exam week is just crazy bullshit being thrown at us, and now that my exams are almost over, you'd think the school would give us a break. 
          
          Nope, my shit school decided to throw us all into the wilderness for three days next week for CAMP, and right after I come back from camp, there's still a few more exams to go.
          
          So I might not be updating at all this month, I'm sorry guys! :(
          
          Rest assured I'm getting a break next month, and I'll be starting up ACOZA's theme of the month, SALUTE, and maybe I might update my current stories, since I'm failing so pathetic-ly right now. Yeah, I'm pretty shit at updating, BUT HEY AT LEAST I'M FABULOUS. That totally makes up for my absence, right? Right.
          
          And also... I may or may not have made a deal with @/FabbyUnicorn on Twitter.... And I may or may not have said that I would treat her to cheesecake and Starbucks for getting Luke/4's follow as long as I reach 550 followers on Wattpad and she reaches 3K on Twitter by the end of the month... So yeah, there might be a special surprise for the 550th follower.
          
          Alright, imma go now and prepare myself for an intense game of DDR with her at the arcade. 
          
          Stay fabulous and... good luck for school? Yeah.

I'll pm you once I've read, commented, voted, and all that jazz ha

You're very very welcome! And thanks soooo much! And which one of ur books do ya recommend I read?

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!
          I had like 400 characters left that i was wasting and then suddenly my computer just... i dunno. BUT NOW I HAVE TO TYPE ALL THAT UP AGAIN! UUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          Okay, continuing on:
          
          Still Nouis: 
          Angel With A Shotgun (not complete) by @xscarsandstripesx
          Paralyzed by @1DLloydRusher
          You Found Me by @1DLloydRusher
          You Can't Be My Superman by @skitchy24
          The Beep (one shot) @wesayno
          
          Niam:
          In The Sidelines by @larrystylinson (again, AMAZING BOOK, horrible username. -_-)
          Better Than This by @upturned_frowns
          Through The Dark (sequel to Better Than This) by @upturned_frowns
          Plot Twist by @fatsadtaco
          Silent Love (one shot) (perhaps the longest one shot ive ever read! It's only one part and it's 27 FREAKIN PAGES!) by @1Dneedisaymore101
          
          I'm sure that didn't exactly 'narrow it down' but i tried. I've read so many amazing books, so it was kinda hard. So i kinda sorta ruled out all the books that had a lot of typos and shit.
          
          SOOOO, i have about nine hundred and fifty characters left. And i don't know what to do with them. 
          I already told you i didn't like just stopping at a random number, i gotta keep going until im out, or else it will bother me. 
          SOOO, it's like 1 in the morning here and i don't know what to do. 
          
          My heart is literally aching for a chapter of a Nouis book I've already read. IT'S JUST TO CUTE! IM SORRY, BUT THE FEELS ARE ON OVER-DRIVE!
          No, but seriously, my heart is literally ACHING. You know that weird feeling you get that your chest hurts during something cute? Yeah, well that's how i know. It's happened before. 
          
          RANDOM QUESTION:
          What's Zayn/Liam's ship name? Is it Ziam or Layn. AHA, LAYN SOUNDS FUNNY! I'm pretty sure it's Ziam, but im not exactly sure.
          
          I. HAVE. ABOUT. TWO. HUNDRED. CHARACTERS. LEFT. UGH.
          
          HURRY UP AND GO AWAY CHARACTERS!
          
          I'll go ahead and do my sign off and then put everything else in PS's. 
          Byes!
          Loves Yous Muchs!
          :) Xx.
          (PS, Dots until im out of characters......................)

things similar to 'Undeniably Fragile...' (because i love that story so much and it would be amazing to read some things similar to it!) Literally ANYTHING. I'll read anything, is what im basically trying to say. 
          
          Oh, and i would love to read your books! I probably would have anyways. I know you recommended SNE to me, but i'll just read all of them. c() _-_
          
          So, i cant really tell you what the big difference between boyxboy and boyxgirl is, because it's just mainly switching the guy with a girl. I guess ONE difference between them (and this is only for ones that they are famous in), is that with boyxboy then they are both in the band, and boyxgirl, the girl isn't in the band. That's pretty much it.
          I, personally, would recommend boyxboy just because boyxboy is awesome, but there are some pretty amazing boyxgirl out there!
          
          Recommendations for Narry/Nosh/Nouis/Niam? Well, most of the REALLY good ones ive read ARE in my boyxboy and Must Reads reading lists. But to kind of narrow it down:
          
          Anything by @thewayyoulooktonight ANYTHING.
          
          Narry: 
          Innocent by @lee_xox 
          Tainted (sequel to Innocent) by @lee_xox
          Just Let Me Love You by @wonderlouu
          Kidnapped (first book in the 'Save Me' trilogy) by @1DLloydRusher
          Captured (second book in the 'Save Me' trilogy) by @1DLloydRusher
          Tears (not completed) by @1sweetD
          I Only Die For You (not completed) @1sweetD
          Behind Closed Doors (not completed) by @thewordsicantsay
          Suicidal (not completed) by @mrsniallhoran
          Dark Paradise (i cried at the end and i usually never cry. Especially over books. Just a warning! c() _-_) by @liveinthedark
          
          Nouis:
          Imperfectly Perfect (this is a oneshot) by @stylinstalker
          Letters To A Poor Boy by @wandering_aimlessly
          Impossible by @jinglebelles 
          Chills In The Evening (Sequel to Impossible) by @jinglebelles
          Kidnapped by @niallgetinmypants (smexy username, no?)
          This Cant Be Real (not completed) by @samhoran1D
          Two Drinks, And A Kiss by @larry_otp_ (AMAZING BOOK, horrible username. -_- hehe... c() _-_)

and it's probably really easy to find because there are all these pictures of beautiful faces (aka, one direction. hehe... c() _-_) and then theres just one of me. -_-
          Yeah, im super insecure and self conscious, but i don't care what internet idiots think of me because they never know the real me. Plus, im much more friendly on social media then i am in real life. Im a bitch in real life. hehe... c() _-_
          
          To answer your first random question; yes, i actually just started one boyxboy, it's a Narry AU, called 'Chronic Social Anxiety Disorder'. and im thinking of starting another one, but i dunno which ship to do. Possibly Ziall... hehe... c() _-_
          
          im sure most of my classmates think im mute. But im not, i talk. not as often as most people, but i talk. I only come across that way because i never raise my hand to answer anything (even though i more than likely know the answer.), don't ask questions out loud, and im always terrified to get up and present shit. And yeah, most probably think im a lunatic because im either doing my work, snapping at Koi (i do it more often now than ever.), fangirling (yes, i do that in school.), laughing with my friends, or reading. Usually reading. 
          
          STORY TIME!
          It's another Koi story because he's an idiot and i hate him.
          Okay, so there's this one chair at our table that has recently been broken. Well, partially broken. Some random bloke smashed the chair down in the bar that holds it up, so now the bar thingy is in the chair. Well, Koi, being the idiot he is, thought it would be funny to sit in the chair. And guess what happened? 
          He was playing around his friends, and he 'accidently' slammed a certain part of male anatomy on the bar. HAHAHAHAHAHA! He's such an idiot. 
          IT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY, BRU!
          
          YES, PLEASE RECOMMEND ZIALL TO ME! I could just look up 'Ziall wattpad' on google, but that will give me good and bad stories. 
          So yes, please recommend ANY Ziall stories to me. It can be anything: AU, famous. Can contain smut (hehe), fluff,.....

Thus, if it smells like my basement in my room, which isn't on the main floor but the one above that (the second floor?), then something is acting up with our AC. Or maybe it's from the attic... i dunno, i haven't been in the attic ever. 
          But we cant throw just random stuff in the basement because people actually GO down there, so we usually either put it in the attic (not really, ive never been up there so im sure there is nothing up there), the garage or in one of the spare rooms in the basement (that's where all our Halloween/Christmas decorations go and other shit). 
          
          Seems legit that you need coffee. I swear, i think my mum drinks a gallon a day of coffee. but we make our coffee, don't buy it. 
          Haha, funny story, the other day i asked my mum why she didn't eat an apple in the morning to stay up (because an apple provides more energy than coffee.), and she said she doesn't drink coffee to stay up, she just drinks it because she likes the taste. Just like... okay...
          
          Well, our teachers don't generally give homework PHYSICALLY, we usually only have homework if we didn't finish our work from that day in class. One of the perks of why i love my teachers. So i usually never have homework because i actually PAY ATTENTION and DO MY WORK in class when we are supposed to. 
          
          I agree with making friends off the internet. Because most (notice i said MOST. its a long story) internet idiots (that's what i call them. aha. c() _-_) don't seem to care about how you look or how you act or if you're lying about half your life (i met a person like that once. She said she was 22 when she was really 12. But i don't care because she's like... my best friend and understands a lot about me.) because it's not like we are ever going to meet up and talk and shit. 
          Im not one to show people me. I only have ONE selfie on my iPod, and that's the only selfie ive ever kept of myself. I don't even know if i still have it. I probably do, (i will continue next comment, out of characters. Ergh!!!!)