█ 10% + 999%STALKER!
██ 20% + 1,000%FAIR! I LIKE JUSTICE!
███ 30% +80%Perverted Freak xD
████ 40% +900%Weird ^-^ 
█████ 50% +950%Depressed when alone
██████ 60% + 1%Funny ;D
███████ 70% + 10%Thoughtful
████████ 80% +998%Jealous Bitch
█████████ 90% +90%Mental Masochist
██████████ 100% Sadly, Yours.

-I could be a lawyer! (Or so I've been told o.O)
-I can be loud, but serious at times;
depressed, but happy and excited at times;
full of love and care, but swear love doesn't exist most of the time;
and I can be helpful and kind to you, but go all lawyer on you when you accuse me or someone I love of something.
-Oh, you don't like that? I suggest you go away just like I told you at the beginning.
-I'm funny (Or so I've been told o.O)
-I have BIG dreams.
-If I don't upload, check if you're my fan (some chapters are private and only my fans can see) or just tell me nicely 'Hey, awesome person you, can you please upload? I just love your book and would love more of it! :D' cuz I upload if ya tell me.
-Oh, am I talking about myself too much? Well then, WELCOME TO THE AWESOMEST MESSAGE BOARD IN THE HISTORY OF MESSAGE BOARDS! WHERE YOU CAN WRITE WHATEVER YOU WANT NICELY! 

Things I don't like very much:
-Homophobics (if you're one of them, I SUGGEST you don't talk to me... just for your own good...)
-Discrimination (whoever said there is a perfect human being figure is fucked up)
-Roaches (specially if they fly)
-Meanies (you mess with my strangies, friends, or me... you effed up 'yo.)
-People who say 'OMG EW HE'S ATHEIST!' or 'OMG SHE'S FAT!' >.> bitch, please...

Things I believe in:
-JUSTICE
-FREEDOM
-PIXIE DUST
-Almost anything, babe

Things I don't believe in:
-Love (I'm still Christian)
-That's about it.

In my mind, anyone who is anyone is bold.

You accuse me or insult me; you are wasting your time and, really, I won't do anything but find some kind of comeback that won't be insulting to anyone.
You accuse or insult my beloved; that's where you cross the d*** line.