If you don't like the word, pronunciation, or the mere reference of the word "pretentious". I'm just being upright honest with you by saying right here and now that you shouldn't follow me if that's the case. No, I'm only kidding, its a freaking word, I mean, I LOVE THAT WORD. If you don't know what it means, then you don't know my books, so proclaim loudly to your family "DICTIONARY TIME!" like I do and go look up the word, but please, in a dictionary. Google isn't your servant... OR IS IT??? Woah I just had another completely witty and pretentious novel idea, so, goodbye! Oh, read my works!