DabiDeVito

Might’ve just found a cheat code for not cleaning. Just imagine a hot stalker stalking you and seeing the status of your space. You should have it clean for them. Don’t want to make a bad first impression, right?

There’s nothing more motivating than blasting Ayesha Erotica songs in noise canceling headphones. I’ve gotten so much done

I cannot wait for day 3 to drop

I’m so hung up on TFC I’m changing my profile 

I sunburnt the top of my head and it burnssss

Tw // talk of old dog??? Idk ageing??? Idk
          
          
          My dog is getting old and idk how to process that tbh. She's like my sister, she's the best dog… I cant even play with her anymore because she's too stiff and I don't want to hurt her, but you can tell she still wants to play and it breaks my heart. Those of you who have lost pets, how'd you do it??? I'm breaking down just thinking of it 

Guys help I have a worth 25% of my grade exam today and I’m so not prepped for it. It's 3:38 AM and I need to be there by 10. I’m going to crash out

Why can I not take a nap without feeling like I’ve run a marathon, laid down and jumped up a bazillion times, and tried fighting someone in my sleep. Like, no, heart, I’m still alive and not in danger, please calm down I just wanted to take a nap

Guys what if I spontaneously combust but before I actually do I randomly sprinkle lithium chloride, boric acid, copper chloride, magnesium sulfate, potassium chloride, and sodium chloride all over myself so I spontaneously combust into pretty colors 

GUYS WAIT I’VE BEEN HERE FOR SIX YEARS OH MY GOD