Hello Everyone.

You might be questioning why you're here. 
I'm questioning why you're here.

Are you here to read my 'popular' Percy Jackson and Adventure Time mashup 'Son of Zeus'?

Or are you here to look at my horrifyingly disgusting 'Finn and Jake meets Facebook' which I officially closed?

Are you here because you're my classmate and you want to stalk my Wattpad account? (*cough Sean cough*)

Or are you here to promote your profile? (Follow and I follow back btw)

Whatever you're doing here, please enjoy your stay. I hope you like my stories, I certainly do not.

I have slow updates so please be patient. 

I also tend to use words that I do not completely iridocyclitis. 

I use dank memes sometimes as well.

Wait. You're leaving? Oh.

Bye then.

Enjoy