AeHamilton

guys go read Daddy Issues by shayne_thegay rn bc yeah

AeHamilton

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WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO IF HE WAS HERE RIGHT NOW? HE'D MAKE A PLAN AND HE'D FOLLOW THROUGH THATS WHAT BRIAN BOITANO'D DO! WHEN BRIAN BOITANO WAS IN THE OLYMPICS SKATING FOR THE GOLD! HE DID TWO SALCHOWS AND TRIPLE LUTZ WHILE WEARING A BLINDFOLD. FIGHTING GRIZZLY BEARS, HE USED HIS MAGICAL FIRE BREATH AND SAVED THE MAIDENS FAIR! SO WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO IF HE WAS HERE TODAY? IM SURE HE'D KICK AN ASS OR TWO THATS WHAT BRIAN BOITANO'D DO! I WANT THIS V CHIP OUT OF ME, IT HAS STUNNED MY VOCABULARY. AND I JUST WANT MY MOM TO STOP FIGHTING EVERYONE. FOR WENDY I'LL BE AN ACTIVIST TOO CAUSE THATS WHAT BRIAN BOITANO WOULD DO! AND WHAT WOULD BRAIN BOITANO DO HE'D CALL ALL THE KIDS IN TOWN AND TELL THEM TO UNITE FOR TRUTH THATS WHAT BRIAN BOITANO'D DO! 
          
          Who the fuck are you? 
          I'm Brian Denahea. 
          No not fucking Brain Denahea! 
          Yeah get the fuck out of here! 
          
          WHEN BRIAN BOITANO TRAVELED THROUGH TIME TO THE YEAR 3010 HE FOUGHT THE EVIL ROBOT KING AND SAVED THE HUMAN RACE AGAIN. AND WHEN BRIAN BOITANO BUILT THE PYRAMIDS HE BEAT UP KUBLA KHAN CAUSE BRIAN BOITANO DOESNT TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE! SO LETS CALL ALL THE KIDS TOGETHER AND UNITE TO STOP OUR MOMS AND WE'LL SAVE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP TOO CAUSE THATS WHAT BRIAN BOITANO DO AND WE'LL SAVE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP TOO CAUSE THATS WHAT BRIAN BOITANO DO
          
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AeHamilton

My name is Craig Tucker, last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100$ i was soo happy. But then 4 kids from school came to my house and said i should use my 100$ to invest in becoming a peruvian flute band. They promised i would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to peru, and so that is why i am now in peru. If i die, let it be known that it is because 4 guys from school i dont even like lied to me, and took my birthday money.