Hetalia is a hell I can never escape 

My father is still not back with the milk 

Oh crap my fish 

Your a sour little boi 

Chibitalia is adorable and a innocent child that needs to be protected

Oikawa has no ass 

I like girls guess that makes me gæ (My russian ancestors: Shame) 

Sam O'Nella is the God of random knowledge 

I am a taken bitch so idk 

Where is this going 

So if you took a rat a person and the most ugliest thing on earth times 10 and mixed them together you got me