Thoughts for this week
1) When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.
2) If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.
3) Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.
4) Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don't need sleep for the next three days."
5) Superheroes hide their identities, then there's Tony Stark: "I'm Iron Man."