Moonie <3

bahahhaha so the person who lived in my dad’s apartment before him was pretty famous, so he keeps getting sent gift mail. really expensive gift mail (;

*incoherent screeching*

got my braces adjusted and the tooth next to my canine sticks out now and i still can’t close my fucking mouth after 2 days and i’m literally crying because i can’t eat shit please send help-

and, like, they all have followers in the thousands, speak arabic, and have one book with like 500 reads???

alright, what the fuck is up with the tons of people who speak different languages following me for no reason

wattpad, I AM TRYING TO READ MY 200 NOTIFS, AND YOU CRASHING IS NOT HELPING.

when ur parents ask why you don’t read anymore but you do still read just only fanfiction. DOES 200K WORDS OF FANFIC PER DAY MEAN NOTHING TO THEM.

ughhh... my christian 70-something year old grandmother was playing sudoko and asked, ‘could you tell me what this word means, i’ve never seen it before’ and i said sure AND THE WORD WAS SUCCUBUS SO FOR 5 MINUTES I TRIED TO SUBTLY BUT DIRECTLY TELL HER WHAT IT MEANT. i ended up just looking up the damn definition and she was like, ‘oh... well... that’s very satan oriented isn’t it /:’

my opinion on the corn cult is; i love corn, but getting involved in a war seems like a veeery bad idea :3

*when you’re trying to draw but your eraser disappears every single time you need to erase something*