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wow I've really been gone for like 4 months huh? wild

How many of yall actually miss me tho?

its like 2 am but if I were a mythical creature I'd be a squonk. the story is that squonks are fucking ugly so they are constantly crying abt it and u can find one if u follow its trail of tears in the woods but if u try to hunt it it melts into a puddle of tears.

I miss when Wattpad wasn't so toxic

Someone please sing to me the way Cornelius sings to Thumbelina

I'm going to cut off all my hair I swear to god

//sit me on your cock and call me your dumb baby

// why are you a fork

// I disappeared for a bit -- do you want me to reply to the rp, still, or do you wanna start a new one? 

Day 14 of Quarantine: I'm crying because my favorite ladybug fell off the wall and got eaten by my cat.