Razzle

I'm gonna see ACDC live

Boo

My family from France is gonna be here tomorrow and there was a bomb threat today what if they get blown up and die or if they get a ferry its like the titanic and it crashes into a ice burg and sinks and they drown to death or if they get the train it crashes ans they die slow painful deaths or what if they're driving here and they get in a car crash and die hut the train might get blown up im too stressed for this rn

Casually gets harassed in McDonald's 

MY NAME IS NOW EDWARD BTW BUT YALL CAN CALL ME ED

I tried walking down the stairs but my kegs starting feeling like they were being crushed and burnt and I lost all feeling in them so I almost fell down the stairs cause I couldn't feel my legs

Im choking on a apple

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm not dead
          
          
          
          
          
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ALL DAY EVERYDAY THERAPIST MOTHER MAID NYMPH THAN A VIRGIN NURSE THAN A SERVENT JUST AN APPENDAGE LIVE TO ATTEND HIM SO THAT HE NEVER LIFTS A FINGER 24/7 BABY MACHINE SO HE CAN LIVE OUT HIS PICKET FENCE DREAMS ITS NOT AN ACT OF LOVE IF YOU MAKE HER YOU MAKE ME DO TOO MUCH LABOUR