Agender_dwarf

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Not me having a debate tmrw and my debate teammates BEING SO UNPREPARED THAT THEY'LL SUCK SHIT AT THAT
          	
          	And because of that and because I found a turtleneck I plan on making myself pretty for once because I deserve it UwU
          	
          	But yeah
          	I'LL TAKE THOSE ASSHOLES APART LIKE IT'S NOTHING-

Agender_dwarf

@Mizuqueer I'LL SHOW THEM WHO IS THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST BITCH HERE JUST YOU WAIT
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Mizuqueer

@Agender_dwarf YOU GO BRO, YOU'RE THE BEST F*G OUT THERE, SHOW THEM WHO'S THE PRETTIEST HOE (pov: your love language are insults/hj)
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Agender_dwarf

this message may be offensive
Not me having a debate tmrw and my debate teammates BEING SO UNPREPARED THAT THEY'LL SUCK SHIT AT THAT
          
          And because of that and because I found a turtleneck I plan on making myself pretty for once because I deserve it UwU
          
          But yeah
          I'LL TAKE THOSE ASSHOLES APART LIKE IT'S NOTHING-

Agender_dwarf

@Mizuqueer I'LL SHOW THEM WHO IS THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST BITCH HERE JUST YOU WAIT
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Mizuqueer

@Agender_dwarf YOU GO BRO, YOU'RE THE BEST F*G OUT THERE, SHOW THEM WHO'S THE PRETTIEST HOE (pov: your love language are insults/hj)
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Agender_dwarf

Anyway I'm single again 
          (Me n my ex are still friends tho)

Mizuqueer

@Agender_dwarf welcome to the "single tho still friends" club
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Agender_dwarf

@Hoku-kun dw i know you meant it in a positive way
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Hoku-kun

@ Agender_dwarf  Owww and now I've said such a mean thing! I'm so sorry!
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Agender_dwarf

My mom is the embodiment of "look at my son... pride is not the word I'm looking for"
          
          Story to that:
          
          I had theater today and wore my suit as costume. I have a vivid memory of putting the pants in my backpack, but apparently I forgot them.
          Anyway, so. I told her we need to buy new suit pants because I forgot mine and my boyfriend has his German equivalent of prom on Sunday and he asked me to accompany him.
          I agreed, although I can't dance, and need those suit pants because I will not look like a beggar there.
          
          Anyway.
          I have a hard life.

Agender_dwarf

My boyfriend gave me a Hoodie and it had a stain from God knows where so I put it into my laundry because I don't want it to stay dirty but now it won't smell like him anymore :|
          
          Struggles

Agender_dwarf

@Mizuqueer it's clean but it doesn't smell like him and now the guilt abt keeping it dirty is gone but I'm guilty now that it won't smell like him :((
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Agender_dwarf

How to convince my mom to let me sleep over at a sleepover that me (ace) and my boyfriend (ace) will be attending

Agender_dwarf

@Mushrooma_N_Boop I'm  a good liar it turns out
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Agender_dwarf

@Mushrooma_N_Boop I forged some story abt how he's not able to stay overnight and she allowed me to stay :D
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Agender_dwarf

Update from my last announcement:
          
          We started dating.

narusasu_shiperin

@ Agender_dwarf  ach stimmt da war ja was. 
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Agender_dwarf

@narusasu_shiperin und ich bin agender. Ich kanns dir noch mal erklären.
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Agender_dwarf

"I want a boyfriend"
          "I want a girlfriend"
          
          You know what I want?
          
          THIS GORGOEUS OTHER GAY BOY IN MY FRIEND GROUP (all the others are attracted to fems) WHO'S WAY OUTTA MY LEAGUE AND TOO HANDSOME FOR MY FILTHY COMMONER EYES
          
          ....
          
          I may have problems...
          
          (I'm agender and masc presenting lol)

narusasu_shiperin

@ Agender_dwarf  nee brauch ich nich weil ich die person gut kenne und sie mir immer die sachen schnell übersetzt genau 
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Mizuqueer

@Agender_dwarf i want that pretty bisexual girl from Georgia (europe) and that beautiful lesbian from America who are both way too beautiful for me to compete. they are the cinderella to my romeo (vocaloid ref)
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