Agent30024

Being an asshole o like me

Sarcasm and dark humor enjoyer ? Such chad power under flesh couldn't be more appreciated, Let's become k-on fans and destroy all the minorities together

I know this most probably will land on wasted ears, but to those of you that need someone to be there, a shoulder to cry on or just a person you can vent to, I'm here for you. Any problem is enough to talk about it, from not getting enough sleep to your girlfriend cheating on you, I'm here and will always be here for anyone. I will understand and listen for you

Read it all!⬇️I mean it!⬇️Read it all!⬇️If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral. I'd be in jail for killing a person who killed you. We are true friends. We ride together, we die together. Send this to everyone you care about, including me, if you care. See how many times you get this. I want you to know that you're an amazing friend, till death and forever. But I have a game for you. once you read this, letter you must send this to 15 people, including me. If you get at least three back, you are loved. Nobody knows how important something is until they lose it. Tonight, (right around 12PM) the person you love will realize they love you. Then, at 1:00 p.m to 2:00 p.m, be ready for the shock of your life! If you break this chain, you will have bad luck. With love, send this to the 15 prettiest girls or the nicest guys you know. If you don't, you'll turn ugly in one year. If you get three back, man you cute bae! A friend told me to do this, so pass it on! Tomorrow two boys/girls will ask you if they can have your number. Send this message to 15 nice, beautiful girls and nicest boys or bad luck starts for a whole year. This is not fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. Good luck!

Just gonna ask, has anyone seen the (vague) Splatoon reference in my name? Really curious

I'M ALIVE!
          
          Yea, I tottaly didn't forget this was a thing 'n' all so I've tottaly been working on A3xA8
          
          If you can't tell, I'm sarcastic as fuuuuuuuuck

Hey my newer phone committed suicide...
          
          
          Thought you may want to know...

Hey!!! Sorry to those waiting for an update... 
          
          
          ...I'm at a new school after eight months, as I had to leave my old school right before UK lockdown.
          
          I'll update Agent 3 x Agent 8 soon
          
          See you then!!!!
          
          -Agent30024

Ello?

Hey just asking how do I mute a story a it keeeps updating non stop