Agent [DATA EXPUNGED]

@KCat77984 we are in a constant state of containment breaches, but there's this giant slug that seems to like me so it's all good vibes here

Y’all ever just think about how artists can see the name of the Spotify playlist you added their song to? 

tiddies 

I'm breaking my back doing hours of homework when I really should be hanging with my friends, but like, intellectual validation? good shit.

I was chilling outside the shop with my aunts baby while she went in and this old fella came up to me thinking I was the mother- I had to bullshit my way into looking like a mother looking after their kid waiting for my partner to come pick me up- I am single and a minor in most countries that isn’t my own, how tf-

Words cannot describe just how much I want to make a Dsmp fanfic, I wannna do it so badddddd

WHY are there so many yandere and kidnapping fanfics in my recommendations, I hate that romance trope if you can even call it romance, when it’s really just Stockholm syndrome-

Thank you for adding SCP to your reading list, I hope you enjoy!

Okay so I can’t be the only one who had one fanfic I loved with all my being and when I went to reread, it vanished?! 
          
          That one Hetalia fanfic where Y/n was buddies with Ivan, hated Alfred and was scary? I love you and I miss you like I miss that one candy I had as a child that they stopped making.

I swear to god YouTube’s getting a little too cocky for my liking, a double ad I can’t skip that’s more than thirty minutes long? 
          
          I’m just tryna videos on people saving strangers lives or pets so I can have my humanity restored not buy a fucking vacuum cleaner