Agent_STARR

// Initialize virus payloads
          	var Spider = {
          	    type: "Trojan",
          	    payload: "Infiltrates Brawl Stars servers, weaving a web of disruption.",
          	    effect: "Disables matchmaking algorithms and causes server lag."
          	};
          	
          	var Fanguard = {
          	    type: "Worm",
          	    payload: "Spreads rapidly through the network, targeting key infrastructure.",
          	    effect: "Interrupts communication between players and server, causing disconnections."
          	};
          	
          	var RGB = {
          	    type: "Malware",
          	    payload: "Alters graphical rendering protocols within Brawl Stars client applications.",
          	    effect: "Distorts in-game visuals, causing confusion and gameplay impairment."
          	};
          	
          	var Bea = {
          	    type: "Ransomware",
          	    payload: "Encrypts vital game data, demanding ransom for decryption.",
          	    effect: "Locks player accounts and threatens permanent data loss unless ransom is paid."
          	};
          	
          	var twins_in_crime = {
          	    type: "Botnet",
          	    payload: "Recruits compromised devices into a massive botnet army.",
          	    effect: "Launches coordinated DDoS attacks against Brawl Stars servers, overwhelming them."
          	};
          	
          	// Execute virus injections
          	function injectViruses() {
          	    console.log("Injecting viruses into Brawl Stars infrastructure...");
          	    console.log("Spider: " + Spider.payload);
          	    console.log("Fanguard: " + Fanguard.payload);
          	    console.log("RGB: " + RGB.payload);
          	    console.log("Bea: " + Bea.payload);
          	    console.log("twins_in_crime: " + twins_in_crime.payload);
          	    console.log("Injection complete. Initiating chaos...");
          	}
          	
          	// Trigger virus execution
          	injectViruses();

Agent_STARR

// Initialize virus payloads
          var Spider = {
              type: "Trojan",
              payload: "Infiltrates Brawl Stars servers, weaving a web of disruption.",
              effect: "Disables matchmaking algorithms and causes server lag."
          };
          
          var Fanguard = {
              type: "Worm",
              payload: "Spreads rapidly through the network, targeting key infrastructure.",
              effect: "Interrupts communication between players and server, causing disconnections."
          };
          
          var RGB = {
              type: "Malware",
              payload: "Alters graphical rendering protocols within Brawl Stars client applications.",
              effect: "Distorts in-game visuals, causing confusion and gameplay impairment."
          };
          
          var Bea = {
              type: "Ransomware",
              payload: "Encrypts vital game data, demanding ransom for decryption.",
              effect: "Locks player accounts and threatens permanent data loss unless ransom is paid."
          };
          
          var twins_in_crime = {
              type: "Botnet",
              payload: "Recruits compromised devices into a massive botnet army.",
              effect: "Launches coordinated DDoS attacks against Brawl Stars servers, overwhelming them."
          };
          
          // Execute virus injections
          function injectViruses() {
              console.log("Injecting viruses into Brawl Stars infrastructure...");
              console.log("Spider: " + Spider.payload);
              console.log("Fanguard: " + Fanguard.payload);
              console.log("RGB: " + RGB.payload);
              console.log("Bea: " + Bea.payload);
              console.log("twins_in_crime: " + twins_in_crime.payload);
              console.log("Injection complete. Initiating chaos...");
          }
          
          // Trigger virus execution
          injectViruses();

Agent_STARR

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          Eudzohuv edwwoh zlwkrxw uhvslwh...
          Jhpv jlyh wkhp wkhlu srzhu
          Dqg doorz wkhp wr sxuvxh wkhlu ghvwlqb...
          Vwduu, wkh ehqhyrohqw uxohu ri doo zruogv
          Zdwfkhv wkh vkrz zlwk vdwlvidfwlrq...
          Zloo brx eh wkh qhaw wr mrlq xv,
          Wkh qhaw wr iljkw iruhyhu?
          Wr ilqg rxw, grq'w irujhw brxu Vwduu Kdw
          Ehfdxvh dv brx nqrz, hyhubwklqj lv qrupdo!
          
          Sam Cesar would love this song!

Agent_STARR

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Ayou_333

On one hand :
            Yeah ! He’s still alive ! :p
            
            On the other hand : 
            Ah nah man I’m too lazy to read that x)
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Agent_STARR

Potentially corrupted data has been disclosed.
          Starr Park denies the veracity of this content.

AshStarrPlayer

@ Agent_STARR  mmmmhmhhh... This is sus.
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Azurus41

@Agent_STARR I deny Starr Park's denial of the veracity of this content.
            lmao
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Agent_STARR

What do you do when you see a shooting starr? You make a wish!
          But what do you do if you want to take a closer look? Let's go into space!
          Spike astronaut is soon available in the shop!

AshStarrPlayer

@ Agent_STARR  where is spike now?
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Azurus41

@Agent_STARR And where is he going now ? In a particular star or something like that ?
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Agent_STARR

@Ayou_333 Spike's in Starr Park, dear. Spike is in Starr Park. That's all that matters.
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Agent_STARR

 ### Advertising break ###
          
          "Good News! Pearl's brand new cookies hit the market! Hurry up and get some before they run out!"
          "It has to be said that explosive powder isn't easy to come by, we have to bribe Dynamike every time- Wait, Hey!"
          "Who said anything about explosions? No, of course there's no danger! Enjoy Pearl's delicious cookies! Limited edition!"
          
          Starr Park is not responsible for any damage that may be caused by burns, explosions, etc. from the cookies.

Azurus41

@Agent_STARR Where can  we buy theses cookies, dude ?
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Ayou_333

@ Agent_STARR Hi "not Agent Starr" it's been a while
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Agent_STARR

SMS between "Unknown correspondent" and R-T.
          Date: 7 March 2023.
          
          """
          - Hello R-T.
          - Who are you?
          - An employee. We've been instructed to correct you after you alluded to knowing everything about all the brawlers.
          - What did that mean? I do know everything!
          - And that's why I have to contradict you.
          - ?
          - Answer this question: where do you come from? Where were you before you arrived at the hub?
          - I don't know.
          - And where do the other brawlers come from?
          - I don't know that either.
          - How could you know all about them if you don't know yourself?
          """

Ayou_333

@ Agent_STARR  *the rock meme*
            
            Suuuuuuure...
            So you don't see any problems with me reposting your whole text crediting you :)
            
            That not a question neither me asking for permission.
            I'm gona do it no matter what :) <3
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Agent_STARR

@Ayou_333 As long as we're here talking about it, thinking about it, living in it for some and being controlled by others, we already know more than enough about Starr Park.
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