[A MIRACULOUS LADYBUG X PORTAL AU]

Chariots Chariots. Cave Johnson here. Prime.

 Some facts about the version of me in this universe, I'm the CEO of Aperture Science, and in the last ambiguous number of years or so I've apparently been fired. From being the CEO of Aperture Science. 

(... Greg? No, I wasn't fired? I died?)

So my assistant Greg is telling me that there's a difference between living to a ripe old age and being fired. There isn't. You leave the company, by force, and you can't rest because you don't even own the damn place anymore. That's what I call being fired.

Anyway the new CEO of Aperture is a schizophrenic French fashion designer who turns people into SUPERVILLAINS to save his wife. Can't believe I would see all those words in the same sentence - 'Cave Johnson is fired' was hard enough as it is. 

Well, I still have my facility in practically every other universe. If this 'Gabriel Agreste' doing experiments with reality-warping children's toys is a man of science, then kudos to him. I don't care. I'm not six feet beneath the ground, I'm at nine thousand and counting from all the money we got doing real science on other people. THOSE we found six feet beneath the ground. Because what the hell is a Miraculous anyway!?

Looks like two innocent children are going to find out for us. Happy testing. Cave Johnson, we're done here.