Ahmed

(Pssst - very unsubtle reminder that I have moved to this account. Thanks, Ahmed)

Now that I'm finally writing again after about three years, I'm going to be uploading future work under a different account. So if you'd like more (and hopefully better written) stories involving death and stupidity and weird shit and people yelling at each other, head on over to wattpad.com/user/Ziltoidia.

Dude. One word for you. HILARIOUS! How Not To Write A Wattpad Story is amazing! Follow me! 
          
          Livvy

Ehhhhh fellow T-Dot Sloth! And your last name is Ahmed too (well, mine is Ahmad but mehh) :3

you're so funny!! it's really true though in you story how not to write a wattpad story how everyone spaces so much to make it seem long xD and with not adding spaces to their words lol... i'll be honest i accidentally do that because i have this very crappy keyboard that doesn't space out my words very well :D

@shivislipknots98 would you like me to write one> I'm kinda bored xD

How Not To Write A Wattpad Story was seriously hilarious and covered most of the cliched plots xD The cast was also very funny

Gish :) U r so hialriousssssssssssss

I saw your username and laughed instantly - have you seen Ice Age? 

Hey Ahmed, whenever you are on, shoot me a message, okay?