R=Reece and c=childline m=me
R=hello is this childline
C=yes what is your name and I will put you through to some one
R=um my name is Reece
C=okay hold
R=kk
C=can you tell me what has happened
R=well Ronald McDonald is bullying me
C=is this a joke?
R=no Ronald is a boy who is older than me and works for MacDonald’s
C=okay if you do not hang up I will call the police to track you down
R=but this is not a trick and also the chicken who crossed the road is too and I need someone here now he has a knife
C=okay tell me the address
R=it is 29392391 banana lane Kentucky fried chicken America the post code is 1WTF 2LOL 3ROFL
C=someone will be on their way
R/me= OMG I can’t believe they fell for that and that address
c=pardon
Me=I was telling Reece that diners ready
r=when will the people be here
c= in 30 seconds
r= wait I gave you my old address I forgot we moved
c=what is your address
r= (trying not to laugh) it is 1234 terance street terance spelt tterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraancce Kentucky America in the UK and post code 2DUMB 3ASS
c= why does your post code have words r= it is personalized (me and Reece LMFAO literally)
c= this is not funny child this is serious next time I will call the police
R=whatever bye