Constellation102

Phwomp is going to school, I'm so proud of him! 

Update: Steve was just arrested for selling gas, so the judge ruled in my favor. I have full custody of Phwomp

My lawyer didn't help at all, I can only see Phwomp every other weekend. I'm hiring a new lawyer and trying again. His name is Walter Goodman.

Just found out Steve Minecraft cheated on me, I've decided to get a divorce, hopefully I can get custody of Phwomp

This whole page is a shitpost and I'm scared

Phwomp is fucking dead

Guys Phwomp just said his first word:
          
          "Girlboss"

Update: Steve Minecraft and I had our firstborn son, his name is Phwomp

I'm canonically marrying Steve Minecraft today