HAVE YOU GUYS EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE??
. . . I mean, c'mon! someone has probably thought about the possibility of this happening!
Okay, here's the dealio: When the Autobots first came to Earth and met Sam Witwicky, Optimus Prime said that they learned to speak English using the World Wide Web. So, did . . . um . . . this is weird to say, but they must've seen something they shouldn't, right? Humanity IS a weird race. There would be a small chance they wouldn't see any of those stuff. And by stuff, I mean--well, you all know what I'm talking about, right? And besides, can't blow our cover now.
So, they didn't? Oh, yay! Lucky us! At least now I can sleep peacefully at night knowing that the Autobots aren't going to find any of that smu--I mean, um, classified information. Yeah, classified information, um, lets go with that. At least now I know they won't change their minds about saving us, since they won't know about those shi--take mushrooms! Wait, what? No no no no! That's not what I meant! I just . . . saw some . . . shiitake mushrooms. Over there. Yeah. Um.
Let's just hope they won't go back on the World Wide Web soon.