Airi

Yo if y’all ever wanna chat since Wattpad is dropping DMs, I’m @unfortunately-I-exist over on Tumblr

IM BACK BITCHES

Jupiter a good protector
          
          She listen when I tak
          
          N she Don ever get mad evers
          
          Good Jupiter
          

My mom: *upset that I didn’t ask my dad & stepmom to help with my winterguard fundraiser*
          
          Me: *hates to ask for anything*

I wanna dom someone but I also wanna sub them but I also don’t wanna do the whole s3x thing

As a person with a female reproductive system, why is it that whenever I wear a skirt/dress I like I wanna be a femboy and be called “pretty boy”
          
          But when I wear the most regular, t-shirt and shorts I feel pretty feminine-

First winter Guard show today!

Nobody:
          
          Me: *Feeling my most masc when wearing dresses/skirts—*

Holy crap I really gotta start writing oneshots again
          
          How the HECK did I get over 2k reads 

Guy I know (literally he was in my class just before lunch), to his friend under his breath: “yo there’s a <f-slur> behind you.”
          Me, standing behind the friend: “*excuse* me?”
          Him: “I said ‘there’s a flagpole behind you’”
          
          *A minute of talking and glaring later, he apologized (insincerely, but still it was funny to make this 6’2” joke of a boy apologize to me)*
          
          The best save he had was literally “flagpole”-