I'm that person who's always caught between reality and dreams, just wandering in my own fantasy world. Still trying to figure out why I'm here on this planet and not in some weird mirror dimension.

I've got this weird talent for creating kick-ass lyrics, especially when I should be cramming for exams the next day. Procrastination at its finest.

Comebacks? Yeah, I'm your go-to person for epic responses, but don't expect them to come flying instantly. I like to keep it fashionably late.

I've got this thing against animals - cats, dogs, reptiles, mammals, you name it. And yeah, humans are on that list too. Socializing? Not really my thing. I'd rather chill with my own thoughts.

All my friends are online buddies who've never laid eyes on me, and probably never will. I like the whole mystery vibe.

I'm not big on swearing, and I don't entertain anyone throwing it my way. Words matter, and I like to keep mine clean."