"Fear not! Why? Because I am Queer! Wait- shit, wrong line-"

"Life is ultimately meaningless. :D"

"I, uh, I stabbed him 67 times in the chest." "C A R L ."

"Like I always say; No excruciating pain, no Million dollar gain."

When I was under anesthesia; "You betta' watch yo' water before I peppa' yo' butta'." Attempting to put on a sock- "Get in there!"

"I'm Aro-Ace: That can mean I'm Acesexual-Aromantic, or it could mean I'm a master Archer. You'll never know."

"I AM IN tHE TRI-FORCE OF THINGS PEOPLE THINK DON'T EXIST- ACSEXUALS, ACROMANTICS, PANSEXUALS, AND BISEXUALS!"

"All my friends are either in LGBTQ, in denial about it, or 
depressed as literal Hell. I'm the only one with the full bingo card."