AlAxelotl

Me & my gay friend and another friendo in the bus:
          
          Me: makes joke about my friends face expression when I do a gay joke
          
          My gay friend: wait- is she... *disgusted tone* the... s-word
          
          Me: *sigh* unfortunately yes, she's straight 
          
          My gay friend: oh dear
          
          ((Imy straight friend thought it was funny aswell don't worry))

I'm literally not able to watch the news anymore without the overwhelming desire to scream at the TV. 
          What the hell does Trump think he's doing?! 
          
          . . .
          Well okay that would require him to have a brain.
          I feel so lucky I don't live in the US right now.
          To everyone in States: keep going, maybe the next elections will be better.

Time to post something.
          
          So... yesterday I realized something.  On my male days, I'm technically a straight heterosexual guy. 
          Disturbing.
          
          I don't want to die as a white hetero man...

German sayings translated (badly) into english:
          
          * I understand only train station.
          * Now we have the salad.
          * You're walking on my biscuit. 
          * to be amazed by building blocks
          
          
          
          

I found this written on a school table:
          
          Person A: I wanna a boyfriend, but i'm ugly
          Person B (next to it): mee too you're not alone
          Person C: Learn english first! Correction: I want to have a boyfriend 
          
          I feel bad because it made me laugh so hard.

Update: after months of calling me wrong pronouns on purpose, my mom finally agreed to change the ending of my nickname, accourding to the  gender I am.
          I'm the happiest person in the world right now!