AlaskaDied

Hey guys! Its me, I know its been a long time, but I'm back and more motivated than ever! Gonna be writing more stories, and its just gonna be so great to get back to writing!

Folks a little update: 
          I'm not on wattpad permanently, just wanted to let u know I'm still alive.
          I'm actually a PANROMANTIC asexual.
          My cousin is @Xx_SkylerTheGreat_xX

Hi guys! I'm so sorry I've been gone so long. I'll get back to posting updates on my book in December, but I'll check in every now and then!

Hello, AlaskaDied approached me on Pinterest and asked me to tell you guys they are taking a break until December. Also (not what they asked me to say) I write Percy Jackson and Marvel fanfiction if you want to check out my profile 

I'm at a family owned diner for lunch, AND WTF KIDS DONT HAVE A RIGHT TO LOOK THIS GOOD! ALL OF THEM! A boy and two girls, they are better looking than almost everyone I've ever met. My biromantic ass is struggling.

Well guys, I'm doing a thing until may 24, 2021. What do you think will win in the end? My urge to stay in the closet or my urge to make jokes about me, myself, and I being a homo? I'll be posting updates weekly.

My brother (9) just came into my room and screamed "I heard Rafiki wants his ass kicked!", and went over to my rafiki plush and started smacking it with his mufasa plush.
          And I just fuckin
          Lost
          My
          Shit.

I've figured it out.
          Having two different colored eyes is called heterochromia. 
          If two straight people of different genders are dating, they are heterosexual.
          So...
          The mass majority is homochromic.
          Because its two eyes the same color.

Hiya cousin! If you are reading this, you have been screeched at by four from Bfb. You are welcome to yell at Peppycatgaming/Memepelt/ErrorTahr for this one. YEET-

ANTHONY RAMOS AND JASMINE CEPHAS JONES ARE GONNA HAVE A BABYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! THAT CHILD WILL BE ONE OF THE MOST PERFECT THINGS ON THIS EARTH