AlastorTucker

It has come to my attention the people seem to like when I insult myself in comment sections

Avocados shall rule upon this kingdom 

When your dad is on a phone call with one of your aunts and you find out your grandmother was a humungous bitch:

It's 4:14 AM. Please let me sleep

Yall need to stop following me. Or I'm going to be laughing every time I see how many people are following me.