Alastor_1

*not my friends screwing with my book notes because they can’t agree on what happened(might TPK them)*

Woofy291

@Daddy_Stolas431 oh, that sounds really cool!!! ^^
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Woofy291

@Alastor_1 oh boy... stay calm Al!! stay strong!! XD
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Daddy_Stolas431

@Alastor_1 I'm starting a new Greek mythology campaign where the players are the Greek gods cast from Olympus and the campaign is their rise back into power
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Alastor_1

*not my friends screwing with my book notes because they can’t agree on what happened(might TPK them)*

Woofy291

@Daddy_Stolas431 oh, that sounds really cool!!! ^^
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Woofy291

@Alastor_1 oh boy... stay calm Al!! stay strong!! XD
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Daddy_Stolas431

@Alastor_1 I'm starting a new Greek mythology campaign where the players are the Greek gods cast from Olympus and the campaign is their rise back into power
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Alastor_1

A dead noble… but still awake…
          
          His attendants cherished, he must stay for them…
          
          For her.. as her black bacarra rose sits heavy in his chest cavity, the closest it can to be his soul..
          
          Carne.. is that his name..? He’d forgot after the second century when she’d called him by it for so long…
          
          This new world can’t pose a threat to his people.. no matter how many he must cut down for them…

Woofy291

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@Alastor_1 Goddamnit Wattpad, why aren't you letting me know when Al/Jayden drops a new snippit??! I need to know about these things!!!
            Seriously though, this is fucking wicked. Your writing never fails to amaze me ^^
            "For her.. as her black bacarra rose sits heavy in his chest cavity, the closest it can to be his soul.." is seriously one of the coolest little pieces of writing I've seen in a long time... it's so poetic and awesome!!! i'm obsessed lol
            Holding my breath for the day we get to see what you're cooking up!! you already know i'm gonna be all over it ^^
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Alastor_1

I do apologize for my absence, it is quite the cold here and much I do these days is to just keep warm 

Woofy291

@Alastor_1 i think you might need to get professional help for your players.... or an exorcism....
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Woofy291

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@Alastor_1 I- what the fuck??? XD
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Woofy291

how's my favorite ever-grinning sadistic radio demon doing on this fine, frigid saturday morning? 
          
          (seriously, does Alastor ever stop grinning in the show? or is that grin always plastered on his face? creepy...)

Woofy291

@Alastor_1 if nothing else, winter makes a good setting for stories... blood stands out in snow >:)
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Alastor_1

@Woofy291 I’m more partial to the warmer temperatures, and winter seems to be getting grayer every year
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Woofy291

@Alastor_1 i usually don't mind the cold but there's something about the cold this year that's bothering me... maybe i'm just going crazy this year ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Woofy291

morning! how's it going?

Woofy291

@Alastor_1 i'll survive... hopefully
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Alastor_1

@Woofy291 well that’s quite unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that
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Woofy291

@Alastor_1 i do have to go into work though so that's a bit of a bummer :(
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Alastor_1

https://www.reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/s/IF6keVZ5I1
          
          Chéri…
          
          Istg this bird is what keeps me up at night..

Woofy291

@Alastor_1 at least he's still alive in the reboot timeline ;-;
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Alastor_1

@Woofy291 the sorrow is almost unbearable *wipes a single tear*
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Woofy291

@Alastor_1 (i can't believe i killed off this beautiful creature, i'm such a monster!!)
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Alastor_1

Soooo…. I made a very grave mistake.
          
          We’ve added a player to our campaign (a possessed construct) and thought it’d be fun if his stats such as strength and hit points were dependent on whether or not he could consume an appropriate amount of magical substance to replenish himself(without which he’d die) 
          
          And now all three of them have agreed to dump all spells actions into the new character before their next fight…
          
          For perspective, they are going to charge a taser with thirteen lightning bolts and throw it at their next enemy…

Woofy291

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@Alastor_1 oh shit-
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Daddy_Stolas431

@Alastor_1 There are worse things... *Looks at the entirely homebrew character in my campaign*
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