AlaynaTheRealPotato

been reading up on Kathrine Howard, and honestly the story makes me want to cry. The girl-I say girl because she was a CHILD-was murdered at the hand of her husband who was THIRTY YEARS her senior. On charges that may not have even been true. 
          	
          	honestly, i hate men

20xbetterthanu

What's good, ya'll?!
          
          okay so this is Alayna
          
          but like...
          
          I'm locked out of my acc forever. 
          
          And it's really f-cking depressing, considering that I've had this acc for AGES. I made it when I was like 11. I'm 16 now.
          
          anyways, I'm also sad bc I can't update my book anymore. at all. and despite the fact that I was barely active, I still liked it here?
          
          anyway, I guess I'm announcing the end of Red Queen Preferences and Imagines
          
          Love you guys and farewell
          
          --AlaynaTheRealPotato
          
          PS: My AO3 is AllyThePotato, don't hesitate to check me out

QueenoftpThalia

@alaynaisfuckingsad talk bout depressing
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AlaynaTheRealPotato

been reading up on Kathrine Howard, and honestly the story makes me want to cry. The girl-I say girl because she was a CHILD-was murdered at the hand of her husband who was THIRTY YEARS her senior. On charges that may not have even been true. 
          
          honestly, i hate men

AlaynaTheRealPotato

i'm saying something for the first time in months, and its the most random thought but-
          
          as an avid fanfiction reader/writer (mostly smut fics, i have no shame) I should know how to do sexual acts. I should-
          
          i don't
          
          and why is that?
          
          other than the fact that i don't know many people who would hit this (or are worth me even giving time to) i don't have a desire for anyone IRL. all the guys i've been into, on the real level, have been flaming homosexuals. 
          
          why am I like this?
          
          why did they date me?
          
          i feel bamboozled.
          
          to all the people who disregard me: do you know what you're missing out on? I am one kinky bitch. just go through my AO3 bookmarks and works. Go through my wattled works and library. read my diary. I'm down with most things. 
          
          why can't i find someone to love??
          
          I'm so lonely.
          
          maybe my love for fanfiction is the real reason behind my loneliness.
          
          anyway, thanks for coming to my ted talk, if anyone even bothered to read this

AlaynaTheRealPotato

glee is my s/o at the moment. that and my husband on the Sims, styled carefully after Darren Criss. 
            
            i'm just so tired of waiting. it doesn't even have to be a guy-i'm versatile. i guess until then i'll just keep up this fake relationship with Darren Criss that I have going-its not heathy but it works, i guess
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AlaynaTheRealPotato

my math teacher: i'm not going to talk over you
          me: then stop talking
          
          another instance
          him: if you think i'm stupid because of how i say the word 'mature' then you're stupid
          me: that's not why i think you're stupid, m8
          
          him:  i'm not going to stand up here and listen to you talk
          me: then sit down.
          
          imma get written up