Well howdy doo, y'all. I'm Alana, but to you that's AlbatrossEmpire (don't ask, it's a long story- ironic right? Being on a website for stories? Sorry, my sense of humour is appalling), ahem, anyway, this is my Wattpad Profile (obviously) and I'm just trying it out for a bit. I suppose you could say I'm experimenting... (cue evil laugh *Mwa ha ha haaa!* and lightning in the background *bang!* and music *dum dum DUMMMM* all in black and white like your good ol' Frankenstein movie.)
(Ah, bliss.)
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  • JoinedMarch 2, 2016


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AlbatrossEmpire AlbatrossEmpire Mar 10, 2016 04:22AM
Hey y'all, started uploading some of my Short Stories I wrote last year, don't know if they are any good, but any comments and feedback would be greatly appreciated!!!
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Stories by Alana Barns
An Eye for An Eye by AlbatrossEmpire
An Eye for An Eye
A story of revenge for long past injustices...
The Obsessives by AlbatrossEmpire
The Obsessives
Seth isn't OCD, he's just organised. The old man isn't creepy, he's just different. They aren't obsessive, th...
Toxins of the Wallflower by AlbatrossEmpire
Toxins of the Wallflower
Never underestimate the toxicity of a wallflower. Especially when it's your roommate at college...
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