Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
World's strangest true sentence (I promise it's true): I have a pet goat named Payday, and he lives in a ferret cage in our living room and thinks every bodies leg is a female goat.
I was dead, but now I'm not.
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I tried to stay up till midnight on New Years, but I blinked and the time magically changed from 10:28 to 3:07.View all Conversations