*Warning*:  Not guys, nor related in any way, shape, or form....

Bourbon- "Stand before the people you fear and speak your mind--even if your voice shakes.  Well-aimed slingshots can topple giants.” --Maggie Kuhn--  I'm the lovable jackass, and I'm undeniably afraid of blood and pee wee herman. Hope you find joy in reading our stories! 

Vodka- "Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse!" -John Derek- Hello! I am the badass  who does a lot of stupid things that I probably shouldn't just to make my friends laugh.  I hate crowds with a passion and can not stand the noises people make when eating. I hope you all love our stories and laugh at our awesomeness!

Rums- "Don't depend too much on anyone in this world, because even your shadow leaves when you're in darkness" -Unknown - I'm a loser who likes music and I'm kind of a badass *falls off chair*... as you could probably tell I'm pretty awkward and I hate math with a passion