I REALLY NEED TO KNOW WHY I'M GETTING SO MANY FOLLOWERS RECENTLY. FOR THE PAST 2-3 YEARS I LITERALLY ONLY HAD 0-1 AND NOW I HAVE, LIKE, ELEVEN- NO, I HAVE EXACTLY ELEVEN AND I NEED TO KNOW WHY! I HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANY AMAZING BOOKS (*ANY* BOOKS FOR THAT MATTER), AND I'M LITERALLY A HOMESCHOOLED FREAK WHO DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. I DON'T DESERVE ANY OF YOU! ENLIGHTEN ME OF YOUR WEIRD LOGIC!! PLEASE!!
Okay. I'm done. Sorry. That was... Well, let's just never speak of that again. Okay? Okay; thanks. I'm not exactly sure what happened up there. I seem to have just... exploded... Well, anyways. My apologies. Have a cookie as a token of my forgiveness:
...it's an invisible cookie...