Hey there pplz I'm Aldon Olliver!this gotta be interesting! Tell me if u guys lyk please!need you guys options cz there is sum more!I woke up early on a Saturday morning,I had a stretch up now I'm only yawning, went to the bathroom to wash my face.I looked in the mirror an said what a disgrace.Now all this time I never knew I was so ugly,now wonder why the girls in schools don't love me.Now I"m all dressed up,I was going to the disco,just about to enter the compo(competition).now competitions on an my rap just started!I smell something funny,I think that stekkie(girl) farted hahaha? I went to the shop to buy a lollipop, owes (guys)are sipping the rum so I bought some bubble gum hehe  man lol!let's go now?hey Owens (guys)don't snay(look)me,I know yol all don't kry(like)me.never come to the party to dulla(fight) what we came for?women!went back to my table an the dop(alcohol) was gone!there was a stekkie (girl)parking(sitting) there an damn she was a bomb,so Dallas said:have you got the pluck(guts)to vy(go) to that stekkie (girl) an choon(ask)her for a suck+kiss.it was just my luck I had that stekkie(girl)for the whole day hahahahaha don't be shy to comment!your option is much appreciative;character viewed doesn't represent me exactly lol think about it logically